Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Top 10 Signs Your Hedge Fund is Toast

10. You see an open Bible on your boss' desk.
9. You see certain office equipment like monitors and chairs for sale on ebay.
8. The bloomberg subscription aint getting renewed.
7. You hear the word 'gate' come up alot as it relates to limits on redemptions.
6. A star partner suddenly takes a hiatus.
5. All the traders leave.
4. Even hot secretaries are getting fired.
3. Compliance people cry for no apparent reason.
2. The guy who was gonna allocate $50 million fell off a ladder and wont be able to send the money until he recovers.
1. You hear some subcontractors talking about a wall thats gonna cut thru the office (ie for new tenants).

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